What would have been great would have been for Fatty Martin to meet a slow moving tractor round the next bend with no overtaking lane. I wonder how smug he would have been then when the Lycra-clad Spidermen caught him. Those 'stupid' cleated shoes would make a nice mess of the motor's bodywork I reckon. I wonder how he would have explained that when returning the motor....fuckin' cake eating northern twat.
I'm not into cycling (in fact I always try and avoid being seen in public with my dad when he's in his full cycling garb - am a v bad daughter!!) but I hate these Clarkson-esque outbursts from all these "Car Is King types.
He always makes 'orrible food on Saturday Kitchen as well!
Twat! Seriously.. what an idiot.
ReplyDeleteWhat would have been great would have been for Fatty Martin to meet a slow moving tractor round the next bend with no overtaking lane. I wonder how smug he would have been then when the Lycra-clad Spidermen caught him. Those 'stupid' cleated shoes would make a nice mess of the motor's bodywork I reckon. I wonder how he would have explained that when returning the motor....fuckin' cake eating northern twat.
ReplyDeleteI'm not into cycling (in fact I always try and avoid being seen in public with my dad when he's in his full cycling garb - am a v bad daughter!!) but I hate these Clarkson-esque outbursts from all these "Car Is King types.
ReplyDeleteHe always makes 'orrible food on Saturday Kitchen as well!