What would have been great would have been for Fatty Martin to meet a slow moving tractor round the next bend with no overtaking lane. I wonder how smug he would have been then when the Lycra-clad Spidermen caught him. Those 'stupid' cleated shoes would make a nice mess of the motor's bodywork I reckon. I wonder how he would have explained that when returning the motor....fuckin' cake eating northern twat.
I'm not into cycling (in fact I always try and avoid being seen in public with my dad when he's in his full cycling garb - am a v bad daughter!!) but I hate these Clarkson-esque outbursts from all these "Car Is King types.
He always makes 'orrible food on Saturday Kitchen as well!
Welcome to my health and fitness website.
I started this blog to document my weight loss and during that time I discovered how much health and fitness meant to me.
I work and live in London with my wonderful boyfriend and equally wonderful (though sometimes sulky and often emotional) teenage son. I am a qualified Gym Instructor and also working towards a Diploma in Personal Training and Sports Nutrition.
As a result of gluten and lactose intolerance in the family, from mid-2011 onwards our diet moved more towards that of a Paleo/Primal approach and we’ve never felt healthier.
We’ve also never been more anti-conventional dietary wisdom as we are now.
I’m not terribly good at updating my blog as life gets in the way a lot but I plan to record life and food/recipes etc as and when I can.
I tend to microblog a lot more frequently so feel free to make contact on twitter.
TJx
Twat! Seriously.. what an idiot.
ReplyDeleteWhat would have been great would have been for Fatty Martin to meet a slow moving tractor round the next bend with no overtaking lane. I wonder how smug he would have been then when the Lycra-clad Spidermen caught him. Those 'stupid' cleated shoes would make a nice mess of the motor's bodywork I reckon. I wonder how he would have explained that when returning the motor....fuckin' cake eating northern twat.
ReplyDeleteI'm not into cycling (in fact I always try and avoid being seen in public with my dad when he's in his full cycling garb - am a v bad daughter!!) but I hate these Clarkson-esque outbursts from all these "Car Is King types.
ReplyDeleteHe always makes 'orrible food on Saturday Kitchen as well!